Hello, I’m Useless Eustice!
Hello my luvvers! My name's Useless Eustice (but I'm not useless!) and I'm your new MP for Redruth and Camborne! I'm looking forward to being a voice for change in Westminster, and I'm going to change a lot of things right away. In fact, I've got David Cameron's mobile number - I'll just give him a ring now! First thing I want to change is what's on the menu at Westminster. I'm going to get rid of all that cheap Northern Labour grub and get some lovely fresh local political produce from my wonderful farm. I may be an MP now but ...
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Redruth v Sedgley Park Match Preview
Sedgley Park make their first trip to the Recreation Ground today still not mathematically safe from relegation, and will be looking to make Cornwall a happy hunting ground this season after stealing four points from Polson Bridge earlier in the season. After flirting with the drop in previous seasons, the Tigers finally descended from National One to National One in ...
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Redruth v Tynedale Rugby Match Preview
Most teams gaining promotion to National One have a honeymoon season then struggle the second time around. Bucking that trend, Tynedale's second season at this level has been every bit as successful as their first, with the northern outfit currently scrapping it out with Launceston for third place in the league after finishing fourth last year. Tynedale will be eager ...
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Redruth v Stourbridge Match Preview
The remainder of Redruth's season is full of tricky ties against mid-table opponents until the finale against Esher in May, starting today with a team only a point behind and with a game in hand. Whilst other teams have been loudly chasing titles or struggling against financial ruin, Stourbridge have been quietly going about their business. After a rocky opening ...
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Redruth v Cinderford Match Preview
Cinderford make their first visit across the Tamar this season knowing that a win over Redruth will push them tantalisingly close to safety in the battle to avoid the third relegation place. Victory could potentially lift them another another three places into 9th, possibly overtaking the Reds on games won with a game in hand as well. By contrast, Redruth ...
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Valentines Day in Cornwall: Where to Eat?
It's that time of year again, when couples across Cornwall prepare for the intimacy and tenderness which accompanies a romantic meal out on Valentines Day. However, the Valentines dilemma as always is this: where to eat? Now, personally I'm not the biggest fan of Valentines Day, largely because its my birthday and I've spent years of putting up with not being able ...
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Manchester 14 Redruth 52 Match Report
Redruth ensured that they returned home from their northern double-header with five league points with a dominant second-half performance over a Manchester side still looking for their first league points of the season. Manchester were determined to play good rugby and demonstrate the huge improvements that their game has undergone from the darks days of the early season, thanks in no ...
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Redruth v Wharfedale Match Preview
Wharfedale return to the Recreation Ground today seeking to repeat their slender, last-gasp 14-15 victory here last season in a result which put the first nail into the Reds' title hopes after Launceston had closed the coffin door the weekend before. Currently lying in fifth place in the table, a defeat today could see the visitors drop a further couple ...
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I Got Beef Wid Da RFU!
Note: this is a guest post by Top of the Hill over at Rolling Maul ;) I iz avin major beef wid da RFU. Dey iz ruinin rugby 4 my cru an all de udda crus outside da M25 Massiv. B4 yoo tink I iz all posh an dat letz get 1 ting strate. Jus cos I like watchin 30 men huggin ...
